Blue Razzmatazz
Raspberry juice, like the blood in your veins turns
red when
oxygenated. When deoxygenated the
raspberries turn blue. Consequently, blue
rasp-
berries must be harvested in a vacuum, free of
oxygen. The only
people we know that are
trained to work in oxygen free environments are
astronauts.
So next time you see our national
heroes on a float in a parade, thank them
for the
incredible Frazil refreshment, Blue Razzmatazz.
Because without
them mankind wouldn't have
this drink...or Tang....or a flag on the moon. One
small
step for raspberries, one giant leap for Frazil!
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Georgia Peach
Ready for a Southern brew that's sweeter than Daisy Duke sippin' an ice-cold lemonade on a hot, tar-bubblin', afternoon? Then look no further than our own Southern-bell. With sweet peach and a splash of strawberry you won't find a happier drink anywhere. So if you're feelin' a bit on the Southern side, pull up a porch swing, grab a fly swatter and pour some smooth slushy down your throat. It's guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
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Green Apple
Need a midday pucker punch? Originally, we
formulated Green
Apple Frazil for arousing
hibernating black bears, reviving heart-attack
victims and for use as a catalyst for cloning
Velociraptors. Now it’s
available for your benefit
and enjoyment. Try sleeping through biology
with this bad boy running through your veins.
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Simply Mango
Imagine biting into a fresh mango and the juice
dripping
down your chin. Now imagine you live
in Oymyakon, Russia where the
average
temperature in the winter is -58 F. The juice
instantly freezes
and the children pluck frozen
mangosicles from your beard, (trust us,
you'd
have a beard if you lived there) eat them and cry
"восхитительный!"
Mangos are extremely rare
in this frigid city and become the most famous
villager
in the region. Now, try Simply Mango and
be famous!
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Tiger's Blood
This is our most dangerous and controversial
flavor. It's
been banned in 7 countries due to its
mysterious origin. In fact, the name
Tiger's Blood
literally means blood of a tiger. However, we can
assure you
that no tigers are harmed or drained
of any blood in the creation of Tiger's
Blood, but
we can't guarantee that drinking a Tiger's Blood
Frazil will
not make you fierce like a tiger or
striped like a tiger or purr like a furry
new tiger
cub. Be bold like a tiger or tigress. We want to
hear you ROAR!
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2018 Flavors
What is Frazil?
[Fraz-uh-l]
Some think that Frazil is a made up word. Or
maybe it's a borrowed
word from a children's
book about "the Drizels and Krazils who sat on
their droofuses
drinking up Frazils."
Neither is true. Frazil is a real word for the ice
crystals
that form on the surface of a fast-flowing
river, the flow prevents the river from
freezing
solid so the river becomes Frazil. We took what
nature created and made it
better by adding
great tasting extreme fruit flavor.
